Razzies 2016!


The answer to the Oscars, the Razzies are for bad films and performances. As usual, I find no fault with this year’s nominees or decisions. I went out of my way to avoid the two films that dominated the awards this year. I am both happy at this, and sad. My crap detector has caused me to see far fewer bad films than in the past. This is not a good thing. One cannot completely appreciate great art unless you are exposed to garbage as well.

Here are the nominees and winners of this year’s Golden Raspberry! “Winners” in Green


A Tie! The stench from these 2 has become the stuff of legend, but my money, although I did not see it, would be on Fantastic Four. Maybe I will sneak it in one afternoon on Netflix. As a comic fan, I think it would only piss me off.

  • Fantastic Four
  • Fifty Shades of Grey
  • Jupiter Ascending
  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
  • Pixels



I am smelling a trend.

  • Johnny Depp, Mortdecai
  • Jamie Dornan, Fifty Shades of Grey
  • Kevin James, Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
  • Adam Sandler, The Cobbler and Pixels
  • Channing Tatum, Jupiter Ascending



Oh yes. It’s happening A sweep of the top three by 50 shades.

  • Katherine Heigl, Home Sweet Hell
  • Dakota Johnson, Fifty Shades of Grey
  • Mila Kunis, Jupiter Ascending
  • Jennifer Lopez, The Boy Next Door
  • Gwyneth Paltrow, Mortdecai



I am torn here. Jupiter Ascending looked amazing, and Redmayne is a great actor. I must see this.

  • Chevy Chase, Hot Tub Time Machine 2 and Vacation
  • Josh Gad, Pixels and The Wedding Ringer
  • Kevin James, Pixels
  • Jason Lee, Alvin & The Chipmunks: Road Chip
  • Eddie Redmayne, Jupiter Ascending


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No opinion on here either way. Did not see the films, nor do i watch her tv show. Alvin was doomed the minute I heard it was opening against Star Wars. The studio buried it there for a reason.

  • Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, Alvin & The Chipmunks: Road Chip and The Wedding Ringer
  • Rooney Mara, Pan
  • Michelle Monaghan, Pixels
  • Julianne Moore, Seventh Son
  • Amanda Seyfried, Love the Coopers and Pan



Hot Tub Time Machine 2 was pretty bad. FF must be terrible

  • Alvin & The Chipmunks: Road Chip
  • Fantastic Four
  • Hot Tub Time Machine 2
  • Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)
  • Paul Blart Mall Cop 2



Jeeze. How bad were these 2? All the had to do was have kinky sex. The other nominees are hilarious though.

  • All Four “Fantastics,” Fantastic Four
  • Johnny Depp and His Glued-On Moustache, Mortdecai
  • Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, Fifty Shades of Grey
  • Kevin James and EITHER His Segue OR His Glued-On Moustache, Paul Blart Mall Cop
  • Adam Sandler and Any Pair of Shoes, The Cobbler



A directorial melt down SO BAD that it cost him a Star Wars gig. Epic.

  • Andy Fickman, Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
  • Tom Six, Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)
  • Sam Taylor-Johnson, Fifty Shades of Grey
  • Josh Trank, Fantastic Four
  • Andy and Lana Wachowski, Jupiter Ascending



I can believe this.

  • Fantastic Four (screenplay by Simon Kinberg, Jeremy Slater and Josh Trank, Based on the Marvel comic book by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby)
  • Fifty Shades of Grey (screenplay by Kelly Marcel, Based on the Novel by E.L. James)
  • Jupiter Ascending (written by Andy and Lana Wachowski)
  • Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 (screenplay by Kevin James & Nick Bakay)
  • Pixels (screenplay by Tim Herlihy and Timothy Dowling, Story by Herlihy, Based on a Work by Patrick Jean)



I 100% agree with all the nominations. I am also 100% behind the winner. Stallone did amazingly well this year!

  • Elizabeth Banks (RAZZIE “Winner” for MOVIE 47, Multiple Hit Movies This Year)
  • M. Night Shyamalan (Perennial RAZZIE nominee & “winner,” director of The Visit)
  • Will Smith (For following up After Earth with Concussion)
  • Sylvester Stallone (All-Time RAZZIE Champ, award contender for Cree

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